Dear Sekrit Project:

Just so we're clear. This isn't over yet. We're just on hiatus until something new and devious comes up.

Meanwhile *puppy gets beheaded*

That's all for now.

- Malkin
Dear Sekrit Project:

*beheads terrier*

Maybe you don't understand the word comply. So here's how we roll.

I will take it a level up.

You will then comply. H'okay?

-Malkin
DEAR SEKRIT PROJECT:

OKAY. NOW WE'RE ON A PUPPY KILLING SYSTEM.

*holds up terrier*

See puppy?

See puppy and the knife?

BEHEADING KIDS!

BEHEADING!

TOMORROW BETTER HAVE A DAMN ANSWER!

*cough* that is all.

-Malkin
Dear Sekrit Project:

Perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

COMPLY IN A POSITIVE WAY ON MONDAY OR WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ONTO THE PUPPY KILLING SYSTEM*

- Malkin

*The puppy killing system was first used when Jason kissed Suzie in FNL.
Dear Sekrit Project:

Comply. Before Friday.

In the most positive way possible.

Go Go.

- Malkin
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